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It Burns When I Pee
Title: It Burns When I Pee
Author: Jesus Hitler Christ
Category: Poetry Entertainment Love & Relationships
Price: $ 11.00
Language: English
Size: 5.5 x 8.5
Number of Pages: 149
ISBN Number: 978-0-578-01011-3
Publication Date: january 2009
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Email: dillardzach82@yahoo.com

About this Book:

A collection of poorly written and highly offensive poems that aren't even fit to grace the walls of even the filthiest toilet stall. Only an inbred, uneducated, primitive ape could possibly enjoy reading this crap. Your time would be better spend reading something else.

About the Author:

The author is a homeless drug addict who lives under a bridge and sells his body to wealthy homosexuals in order to support his drug habit.

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Order/Contact Info:

For the time being, you'll just have to send $11 and your undying love and admiration to the homeless camp under the McCullough Bridge in Coos County, Oregon. Eventually I'll set up a PayPal account with a fake name, but I'm in no hurry since no one is going to buy this book anyway.


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